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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:14 pm
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In the World of Romance, ONE Single Rule Applies to the Men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned __ex-pression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???
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dick scherrer

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:18 pm
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heh heh heh icon_smile.gif
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expat

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:20 pm
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Ah, Anuj, I see that the avatar has disappeared.
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:28 pm
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I forgot her birthday (-50000) - so the avatar was no longer mine! icon_razz.gif
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enrico-sorichetti

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:45 pm
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do You still sleep on the door steps or You have been promoted to the guest room ? icon_biggrin.gif
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:01 pm
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shhhh...can't reveal that thing here! icon_biggrin.gif
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expat

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:20 pm
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you may have lost the avatar, but did you manage to keep the girl ?
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dick scherrer

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:46 pm
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Hi Anuj,

Explain to her that this is simply you being considerate enough to have her prepared for your old age when things do slip your memory icon_cool.gif

This way she can avoid the horrible surprise some other year. . . icon_wink.gif

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expat

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:10 pm
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Dick,
It seems to me that poor Anuj has already reached that stage icon_lol.gif
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:00 pm
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I need to hide this thread from Google searches - by any hook and crook, you know! icon_biggrin.gif
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Pete Wilson

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:39 pm
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Some useful additions:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You help 'unmake' the bed at their bidding (+8)
You take out the rubbish (+1)
You clean up the fox turds on the path (+5)
You put air in the tyres and oil in the engine of the car (+2)
You console her if she's forgotten to do the above and broken the car (+7)
You go out of the room/house to fart (0)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You strike up Facebook relationship with ex lovers (-40k)


HER BIRTHDAY

You come home late, drunk, with chocolates from the gas station (-200)
Then try and play hide the sausage (-400)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a lap-dance club (-20m)
You take her to a motorway services restuarant (-100)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

Your jowels can no longer be hidden by a beard (-100)
You can no longer see your genitals without a mirror (-100)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" You reply 'is dinner ready yet?' (-45)
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dick scherrer

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:42 pm
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Quote:
You go out of the room/house to fart (0)

You stay in the room (-20)
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Pete Wilson

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:20 pm
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Actually no - I go out of the room for her to fart! Phew!
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