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Prasanthhere

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:22 am    Post subject: Amitabh VS Sardar
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Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan



ON Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A)

But Santa is still confused.

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a friend.

Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?

Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..



Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.

C. Moh. Azharuddin.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.

Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...."


Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

And the call is now connected to Jayabachan and listen ......

Santa asked the question to Jaya.





Santa : " Jayaji , Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan ?




Jaya Bachan: Give me the options!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:42 pm    Post subject:
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Old but hilaroius. Keep sharing buddy. icon_biggrin.gif
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Amitabh VS Sardar
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I don't get this??? icon_confused.gif
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