sangiah
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Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn't u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at night, nobody will be
there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he
had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN
CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u
know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!
Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named
Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
19 sardars went for a film.On asking them why they came in a big group
of 19, they replied that the film is only for above 18+..
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he
wrote : Yes!
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm
sardar,she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm
unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your
phone number?
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander:
why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still Hutch network is following me.
Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my
20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Sardar
said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year. |
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