Joined: 02 Jun 2005
|You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
? puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
? gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
? sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
? tries to drown a fish in water.
? thinks socialism means partying.
? trips over a cordless phone.
? takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
? At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
? studies for a blood test and fails.
? sells the car for gas money.
? misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
? drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
? gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.