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jkbytes

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Location: South Africa

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:36 am    Post subject: Joke: Driving License...
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Driving License...
============================================
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
------------------------------------------ ------------- ----------


NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. S ex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no, leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on y our lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, u se your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
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rahadhus

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:50 am    Post subject: Bihar driving license
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Dear Jkbytes!

I want o know whether the license is for driving cars/bikes or only for driving bullock carts?

Regards,
Rahadhus
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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:52 am    Post subject: Re: Bihar Driving License...
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Galat jawab,

Nowadays bihari's are given license to drive train.
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manikant pathak

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Bihar Driving License...
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i agree with jk bytes that biharis now a days are given license to drive trains but my dear frnd if u look back at the history the very first person to drive this country was also a bihari...Dr. Rajendra Prasad
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kanak

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Location: India

PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject:
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hi jkbytes,
Sorry to say you, driving train requires more efficiency than driving any two wheeler or four wheeler. As a train driver carries more responsibilty, rather hopes of more number families than a car,bike or truck driver.
And i thnk bihari's are not this much illiterate as your this form is depicting.
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priyesh.agrawal

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Bihar Driving License...
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I m very well agree with KANAK....

I'll request you all to please not make FUN based on Religion, Caste, Community or Region.

Sorry JKBytes... It is not approved...

Well, Its the responsibility of moderator to come up on some regulations on it.

Regards,

Priyesh.
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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: Bihar Driving License...
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hey guys,

All of a sudden what happened to you all, its just for fun, why dont you take it as fun rather than making it as a serious issue,

if you still insist that i have hurted some of your feelings i ask sorry for that,

but make sure that this pattern applies for all, i mean sardarji's joke , being one i myself never take it serious, and try to understand the basic rule of joke, a joke is possible if some one laughs on a prticular issue, and i'm sure that the issue is always related to any country,or any region or any community, or any person, unless and until it doesnt hurt them its always nice to laugh about it.
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