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dbzTHEdinosauer

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:14 pm
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Found this on the net:

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and
said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the
programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?" The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't
have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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satish.ms10

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:17 am
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Hi Dick,

Very nice.
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dejunzhu

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:38 am
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Excellent!
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naziashaffi

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:50 am
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ha ha ha
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:12 pm
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dbzTHEdinosauer wrote:
Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool.
Does that frog have an idea of how was she turned into a frog? Amen, if I could kiss mine to turn Her into a ****... icon_lol.gif

PS. encrypted, she logs-in here sometimes... icon_biggrin.gif
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Girijesh

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:34 am
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Ya, u should be more careful otherwise u can be in big trouble
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