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Pandora-Box

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:11 am    Post subject: Marsian joke
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There was a post today which was very like very very old Marsian joke B-) , thought would share with you all

There was a miser who wanted to get a worker for all of the farming duty

So deciding over it he planned to conduct an interview

Boss : Question 1 What will you do when there is fire in the field

Int Per : I will call emergency department and ensure there is no damage

Boss : It can't be done as there is no telephone network or mobile network

Int per : Oh ok then I will try going to neighbouring farm asking for watersuply or try to shower down using our own water sources

Boss : I am sorry there is no power supply in my farm so you can't use motor to drew water or you can't take help from neighbour farms as I have created so much pain to them.So they will never help you

INT PER:Got really frustrated and little his cigar and threw the flame inside the farm and joined neighbouring farm

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:48 pm    Post subject:
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unfortunately burning down clients is not good for business, because me too had this feeling sometimes.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:57 pm    Post subject:
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Ofcourse Personally never hurt others or their properties

But there are few people might just ask to know how to do it and never do it
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:27 pm    Post subject:
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Reminds me of Vivek's comedy in Tamil movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj-pBHc3dE
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Ed Goodman

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:28 pm    Post subject:
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I have no idea what I'm reading here.

The joke was that the interviewee meets a possible employer, then destroys their business?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Marsian joke
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Hi Ed,

Yup, you got it icon_wink.gif

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