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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 10:03 pm    Post subject: NEWTONS Laws applied to SOFTWARE Engineer
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1. Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted by external unbalanced force.

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Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.


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2. The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the applied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied

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The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.


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3.For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.

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For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.



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4. Law of Conservation of Energy: Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one form to another. The total amount of energy in the universe always remains constant.

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Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.
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