priya
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Joined: 24 Jul 2003
Posts: 568
Location: Bangalore
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| 1. Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted by external unbalanced force. |
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| Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. |
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| 2. The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the applied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied |
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| The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. |
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| 3.For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. |
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| For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. |
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| 4. Law of Conservation of Energy: Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one form to another. The total amount of energy in the universe always remains constant. |
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| Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant. |
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