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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:28 pm
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Lufthansa:
**************************************

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the

captain:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we

have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the

ocean"

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but
were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an
emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the
non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers
are on the right side of the plane"

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.

The captain once again made an annoucement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean.All of the
swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane...

---THANK YOU FOR FLYING LUFTHANSA- "
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crageeguy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:20 am
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where r u from gautam..is that aeroplane story true..
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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:47 am
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hi,

its just a fun message.....
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