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Bharath Bhat

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:01 pm
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave… I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Sipho) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (Sipho) followed me, the Boss asked him '...And where do you think you're going?'

(You're gonna love this.....)











He said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'
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Escapa

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:29 pm
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:48 pm
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LOL -- Not a bad idea at all... icon_biggrin.gif
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naziashaffi

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:56 am
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