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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:34 pm
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A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"



Moral

Self-induced hangover - Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture - Rs. 20, 000.00

Breakfast - Rs. 100.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

There are some things that money can't buy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:55 pm
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good one :-)
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khamarutheen

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:18 pm
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nice moral
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:37 pm
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icon_idea.gif good one
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:29 am
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Nice one icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:50 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:31 pm
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Good one Anuj... icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:40 pm
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thats nice icon_smile.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:54 pm
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Very Nice one icon_biggrin.gif
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:25 pm
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Didn't expect this much of appreciations.. icon_redface.gif (..blushing here)
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:44 pm
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Anuj D. wrote:
Didn't expect this much of appreciations.. icon_redface.gif (..blushing here)


icon_lol.gif What, more than your answers in the forums icon_lol.gif
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expat wrote:
icon_lol.gif What, more than your answers in the forums icon_lol.gif
You seem to be serious here..I'm afraid of.. icon_biggrin.gif
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