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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:53 am    Post subject: Friendly jokes
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Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?






I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!





when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means .........pick d phone idiot





Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...

Student : WOW !





The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love





SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards





A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..





History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....





Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide
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