vidyasaraswathi
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Joined: 10 May 2005
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>Wife : Do you want dinner?
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>Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
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>Wife : Yes and no.
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>Man : How old is your father?
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>Boy : As old as me.
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>Man : How can that be?
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>Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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>Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
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>Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
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>Teacher : How?
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>Student : Ladies first.
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>Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
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>Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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>Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
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>Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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>Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
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>Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game
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>Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two
>days time?
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>Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
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>Customer : I bet you, it won't.
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>Post Master : Why not?
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>Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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>Girl : Do you love me?
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>Boy : Yes Dear.
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>Girl : Would you die for me?
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>Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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>1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
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>2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
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>1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions |
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