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A Short defenition of Team members!!!!

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: A Short defenition of Team members!!!!
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Project Management

? Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine
women can deliver a baby in One month.

? Developer is a Person who thinks it will take
18 months to deliver a baby.

? Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single
woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

? Client is the one who doesn't know why he
wants a baby.

? Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he
can deliver a baby even if no man and woman
are available.

? Resource Optimization Team thinks they
don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a
child with zero resources.

? Documentation Team thinks they don't care
whether the child is delivered, they'll just
document 9 months.

? Quality Auditor is the person who is never
happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
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