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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:30 pm    Post subject: Have a small break!
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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
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Ed Goodman

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:59 pm    Post subject:
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An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required: so get out of her car. The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked 4 or 5 spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman; no charges were filed.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:33 pm    Post subject:
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thats the reason kitchens were invented

don't ban me, im a feminist :-)
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:28 am    Post subject:
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LOL! Good one, Ed! icon_lol.gif
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:17 pm    Post subject:
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I just had one in busy time... good one Ed\Anuj..
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:57 pm    Post subject:
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ha ha icon_biggrin.gif
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