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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject: Some importandt definations.
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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience :- The name men give to their mistakes.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:05 pm    Post subject:
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Nice joke.but already posted!
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