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Ranjithkumar

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:43 am    Post subject: I am better...
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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife: (really furious now) "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Senora... the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:45 am    Post subject:
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good one
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