priyesh.agrawal
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Joined: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 1448
Location: Chicago, IL
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Q: In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
of the pond increases. How?
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A - The other 9 fish are crying................
Q - What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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A - HASINA !
Whatz a PJ ?
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>> Bcoz the joke part of it is
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This one is Ultimate:-
Q: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
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>> Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER.......using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette |
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