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Wel Come to the laughter Club : Some PJs

 
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priyesh.agrawal

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:07 pm    Post subject: Wel Come to the laughter Club : Some PJs
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Q: In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
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A - The other 9 fish are crying................





Q - What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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A - HASINA !



Whatz a PJ ?
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This one is Ultimate:-



Q: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:05 pm    Post subject:
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