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Signs and Slogans used in India

 
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priya

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:05 pm    Post subject: Signs and Slogans used in India
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Hai All,

Please comment this...


Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!

Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in advance."

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

When I read about the evils of drinking ...I gave up.............reading.

My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.

Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : We need your heads to run our business.

A traffic slogan : Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.

Seen in railway station at Patna : Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free

"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished."
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nasser_tice

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:23 pm    Post subject:
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Priya,

Good ones. Esp the last but one.
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Aaru

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Signs and Slogans used in India
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Priya,

Good Ones. Adding some more to the list.
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Long back,

A person who sacrificed his sleep,

Forgot his family,

Forgot his food,

Forgot laughter were called

"Saints"



But now they are called...



"IT professionals"

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v An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:



“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"



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v Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..



Love is always present...



It’s just that,

One loves too much,



and



The other loves too many,


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v Employee: Boss, now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!



BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!



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v Philosophy of life



At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,



Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!



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v What is a Fear?



Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach

When pages of your book still smell new



and



Just few hours left for your exams..!



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v Jus4Fun



Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise man cannot answer"



No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!



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v Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?



Shopkeeper: Oh sure...@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved!"



Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!





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v After reading the form filled by an applicant... The employer said: “WE do have an opening for you..!



Applicant: What is it?



Interviewer: It’s called the "door..!"



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v A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company...



Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...



..... Leave them to us
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Gnanas N

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject:
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Aaru,

Nice, especially first one...
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rakesha.hg

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Signs and Slogans used in India
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Thanks Aaru & Priya,

After 8 months in this industry,

i'm beaten & battered .......

looks like aaru's first one holds good for me icon_sad.gif

thanks for sharing ...... i'm releived! there are lot of'em out there icon_wink.gif
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HappySrinu

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Signs and Slogans used in India
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nice collection ..

Cheers icon_smile.gif
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Agni

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Signs and Slogans used in India
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Nice collection Aaru. It seems each one is new, i haven't seen this before in any of the forward mails. May be we can expect hereafter icon_smile.gif

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Aaru

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply to: Signs and Slogans used in India
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Not a Problem and Glad that you guys enjoyed reading those facts ! I was so impressed by these lines and that is the reason for posting it here !


Agni, Hope people would have started forwarding and i guess these lines are already making waves in india :)
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Agni

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply to: Signs and Slogans used in India
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Aaru,

I din't get yet. if i get i'll forward it you too icon_biggrin.gif

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