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rahadhus

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:30 pm    Post subject: Sardarji5
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

TO LOOSE WEIGHT...
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Sardarji5
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Hi,
No 4 is nice one icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
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