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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:34 pm    Post subject: Some joke can be read again and again
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Hi everybody,

Forgive me if these jokes are already been posted or if you have already come across the same before, but still a joke is a good one if it makes you laugh again and again.


TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.


Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !


A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !


"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"


The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?


When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.
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