How Bosses view Men & Women @ Work !

vidyasaraswathi · New User Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 72

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
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(and belive me ....MOST of them are true! Arent they ? )

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

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SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE's not at his desk. > > > > He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. > > > > She must be in the ladies' room.

5. HE's not in the office. > > > > He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. > > > > She must be out shopping.

6. HE's having lunch with the boss. > > > > He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. > > > > They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE's getting married. > > > > He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married. > > > > She'll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE's having a baby. > > > > He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby. > > > > She'll cost the company money in maternity
benefits.

11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

radhakrishnan82 · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:47 pm

Most of them about guys were absolutely true

xstortion · New User Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 4 Location: NJ, USA

Umashankar Gowda · New User Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 10

hi,

Thats not true in all the cases.

we can't generalize. In many cases girls are favoured by the companies more than the guys, what do u say

rsshanmugam · New User Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 62 Location: Basildon

jkbytes · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:19 pm

I guess the Boss is a Female.

rahadhus · New User Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 57

Its true in most of thecases!

Regards,
Rahadhus

vardhan_145 · New User Joined: 21 Feb 2005 Posts: 9 Location: Chennai

I think true in some cases