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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:43 am    Post subject: How Bosses view Men & Women @ Work !
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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
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(and belive me ....MOST of them are true! Arent they ? )

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.


The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.


HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

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SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE's not at his desk. > > > > He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. > > > > She must be in the ladies' room.

5. HE's not in the office. > > > > He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. > > > > She must be out shopping.

6. HE's having lunch with the boss. > > > > He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. > > > > They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.


The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?


SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE's getting married. > > > > He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married. > > > > She'll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE's having a baby. > > > > He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby. > > > > She'll cost the company money in maternity
benefits.

11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.


SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.


SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:47 pm    Post subject:
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Most of them about guys were absolutely true 36_2_37.gif
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject:
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Umashankar Gowda

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:52 pm    Post subject:
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hi,

Thats not true in all the cases. icon_exclaim.gif we can't generalize. In many cases girls are favoured by the companies more than the guys, what do u say icon_question.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:25 pm    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: How Bosses view Men & Women @ Work !
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I guess the Boss is a Female. 36_2_35.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:11 am    Post subject: Its true
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Its true in most of thecases!

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Rahadhus
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:48 am    Post subject:
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I think true in some cases
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