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yogeshwar_ade

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:53 pm    Post subject: Men's Rules.. Have Fun
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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.




These are our rules:
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!




1.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.




1.
Crying is blackmail.




1.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!




1.
'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question




1.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for




1.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor




1.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days




1.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us




1.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one




1.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself




1.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials




1.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we




1.
ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.




1.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.




1.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle




1.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear




1.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really




1.
You have enough clothes




1.
You have too many shoes




1.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.




Note: No any intension to hurt anyone.
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Men's Rules.. Have Fun
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appreciate your effort to collect, ...
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Reply to: Men's Rules.. Have Fun
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HappySrinu wrote:
appreciate your effort to collect, ...


Thanks :)
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