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AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE

 
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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE
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OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?

CANDIDATE: NO, MANI PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU
MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE...

OFFICER: M P!!!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR

OFFICER: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D
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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:37 pm    Post subject:
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hey nice joke man,
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:43 pm    Post subject: Hai
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U too are a MP

Regards,
Rahadhus
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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE
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What do u mean by that??????????????
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:09 pm    Post subject:
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hi

nice joke man
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:09 pm    Post subject: Re: AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE
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I guess he was trying to say you are a mainframe programmer MP
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE
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Mainframe programmer MP. Got IT????????????
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