Teacher:What's the meaning of a school?
Robin: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
Girl: "What did you get that little medal for?"
Boy: "For singing."
Girl: "What did you get the big one for?"
Boy: "For stopping."
Son: "Dad, are you getting taller?"
Dad: "No, why do you ask?"
Son: "Because your head is growing through your hair!"
A little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder
and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is
going to get a spanking."
Raju: "What sort of a car has your dad got?"
Ajay: "I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T."
Raju: "Really - Ours only starts with petrol."
There were two brothers, who were very naughty. If anything went wrong in a locality they were
suspected. So one day their parents decided to take them to a counsellor. At the counsellor's
place, he asked the younger brother: "Where is God?" The kid went blank. The counsellor again
repeated the question. At this the kid cried and went to his older brother saying that they were
in trouble because God was lost and they were being suspected for stealing him.
Rajiv: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Rajiv: Because that's what I wrote in my test paper.
Son: "Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to
school." Mom: "That's nice of her to take such an interest in you.So what did she say when you
told her that you're the only child, my dear?" Son: "She just said... "Thank goodness!"
Father: "Son, why are you standing with you hands up?"
Son: "Because you told me to revise everything I did in school today!"
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The
kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."