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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:52 am    Post subject: Great CEO
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> A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The new
> CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a
> tour
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> of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and
> relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for
> this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business!
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>
>
> The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a
> week?"
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> A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make
> $300.00 a week.........Why?"
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>
>
> The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks'
> pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!". Surprised and in fear, the guy
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> immediately leaves. Feeling pretty good about having fired his first
> worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to
> tell me which department that worker belonged to?"
>
>
>
> With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He was the
> Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."
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rahadhus

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:13 pm    Post subject: Nice Joke!
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Have a great Day!


Cheers,
Rahadhus
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jkbytes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Great CEO
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i wish i could be in that position.
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