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vidyasaraswathi

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:39 am    Post subject: Monkey
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Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who

> was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately

> the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our

> language and reply in actions. The officials went to

> see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the

> monkey.

>

>

> Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
> Monkey : "Tying their belts"

> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
> Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"

>

> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

> Monkey: "Checking the system"

>

> Officer: "What were you doing?"

> Monkey:"Looking for my people"

>

>

>

> Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"

> Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"

>

> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

> Monkey: "Serving the travelers"

>

> Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"

> Monkey: "Handling the steering"

>

> Officer: "What were you doing?"

> Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

>

>

>

> Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers

> doing?"

> Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"


> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

> Monkey: "Make up"

>

> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

> Monkey: "Handling the steering"

>

> Officer: "What were you doing?"

> Monkey: "Nothing"

>

> Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"

> Monkey: "All were sleeping"

>

> Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"

> Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"

>

> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

> Monkey: "Responding"

>

> Officer: "What were you doing?"

> Monkey: "Handling the steering !!"
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