vidyasaraswathi
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Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who
> was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately
> the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our
> language and reply in actions. The officials went to
> see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the
> monkey.
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> Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
> Monkey : "Tying their belts"
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
> Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
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> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
> Monkey: "Checking the system"
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> Officer: "What were you doing?"
> Monkey:"Looking for my people"
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> Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
> Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
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> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
> Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
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> Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
> Monkey: "Handling the steering"
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> Officer: "What were you doing?"
> Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
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> Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers
> doing?"
> Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
> Monkey: "Make up"
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> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
> Monkey: "Handling the steering"
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> Officer: "What were you doing?"
> Monkey: "Nothing"
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> Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
> Monkey: "All were sleeping"
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> Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
> Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"
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> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
> Monkey: "Responding"
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> Officer: "What were you doing?"
> Monkey: "Handling the steering !!" |
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