A little boy goes into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
Boy: " Maam , can you give me the job of cutting your lawn??
Woman: "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy: ? Maam , I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: “Thank you, but I am very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.”
However, the little boy was persistent.
Boy: " Maam , I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida ."
Woman: Thanks again, but I am sorry. I just do not find need for a change.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said,
"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"