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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Intresting Short Tid-bits
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1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.


4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC


5. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It's when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.


6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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