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Prasanthhere

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Fun Stuff: Job change
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and
then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that
again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much." The
driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25
years...
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Anuj Dhawan

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:41 pm    Post subject:
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heh heh
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: ha ha
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ha ha ha... nice one!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply to: Fun Stuff: Job change
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I pity that passenger and good that he did not sleep icon_sad.gif Had he slept he would have been buried alive icon_sad.gif
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