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sangiah

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:24 pm
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7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from

PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.



SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC
arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand
come out with the ticket and the TC goes away.... Doctors say "Dekh lenge"





NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct
train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from
there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE.



SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):

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Doctors decided, "This time we will prove that we too are
equally SHAANE"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any
ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives.... ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL
ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door
of Doctors toilet, one hand

comes with the tickets, and he takes the ticket and comes in Engg
Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are
heavily fined........ tai tai fissssssss..





SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):

-----------------------------------------



SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors
planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This
time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL
Doctors take 1 ticket...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO TC
Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets..... Doctors are still
searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........





Conclusion: Technically intelligent ppl r geniuses. Don't mess with
Engineers.
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