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Anuj D.
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A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture - Rs. 20, 000.00
Breakfast - Rs. 100.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
There are some things that money can't buy |
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ramesh_ibm
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| good one :-) |
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khamarutheen
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| nice moral |
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nitishniki
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 good one |
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Prasanthhere
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Nice one  |
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Richa Jain
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Apeksha
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| Good one Anuj... |
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HappySrinu
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thats nice  |
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Suresh Ponnusamy
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Very Nice one  |
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Anuj D.
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Didn't expect this much of appreciations..  (..blushing here) |
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expat
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| Anuj D. wrote: |
| Didn't expect this much of appreciations.. (..blushing here) |
What, more than your answers in the forums |
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Anuj D.
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| expat wrote: |
| What, more than your answers in the forums |
You seem to be serious here..I'm afraid of.. |
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