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ankyhunk
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Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 102
Location: Navi Mumbai, India
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Why Newton committed suicide.......
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few tamil movies that had His
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went Paranoid. Here are a few scenes
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1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
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2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess,
what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife
kills the middle one.
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3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
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This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time,
and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one
of
those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton is smiling
since it is virtually impossible)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached above the height
of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air.? The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide... |
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radhakrishnan82
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Joined: 31 Mar 2005
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Location: chennai, India
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Though its a funstuffs,try to avoid such postings related to regionwise.
By avoiding such things in the future,the quality of our prestigious group will improve further. |
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priya
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Location: Bangalore
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Not Fun!!!  |
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