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Aaru
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 1148
Location: Mumbai - India
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject: Did I read the sign right? |
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In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
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Prasanthhere
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 288
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| Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: Reply to: Did I read the sign right? |
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Paddy
Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 54
Location: Paris France
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