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Prasanthhere
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 279
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject: Lil johnny ROCKS |
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Lil johnny ROCKS !!! \,,/
One day Lil Johny says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!
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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."
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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.
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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"
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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Little Johnny: One dollar.
Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father
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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again." |
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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| After reading first & second..I spit my coffee.. :D |
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Prasanthhere
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject: Reply to: Lil johnny ROCKS |
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After reading first & second..I spit my coffee..
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drmadhu
Joined: 11 Oct 2007
Posts: 9
Location: Cranford,NJ
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| Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:52 pm Post subject: First one terrific |
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First one was terrific..!!
really gr8 ones... and, especially the first one... terrific!! |
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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Control you emotions man.. :P |
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