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World's shortest essay

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Prasanthhere



Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 279

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:05 pm    Post subject: World's shortest essay  

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour ....Here's an example of absolute brilliance....

Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery

The prize-winner wrote:

"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is."
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Itanium



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Posts: 57
Location: India

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:11 pm    Post subject:  

not funny though..good attempt
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