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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject: Presence of mind......too good example !!! |
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Peter works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked Peter for half a kg of butter. Peter told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter. Peter said he'd go ask his manager what to do.
Peter walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter."
As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, So he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager finished the deal and later said to Peter, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. I like it a lot. Where are you from ?"
Peter replied, "I'm from Mexico".
"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico ?" asked the manager.
Peter replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."
"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.
Peter replied, "Which team did she play for?" |
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rajendra05
Joined: 22 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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Anju,
I couldn't find any moral of the story.The Tag 'Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives' doesn't have any relation to story
what you are expecting to pass message to members? |
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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Ah..
First, my name is Anuj not Anju..grin..
Second, this
Quote: 'Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives' is part of my signature & has nothing to do with the story. |
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Manuneedhi K
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Good one Anuj. |
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Prasanthhere
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: Reply to: Presence of mind......too good example !!! |
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| Cute :lol: |
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nitishniki
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| :P |
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HappySrinu
Joined: 22 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: Reply to: Presence of mind......too good example !!! |
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| good sense |
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Pedro
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject: Reply to: Presence of mind......too good example !!! |
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| Please do not use actual names of countries. Some people may find the joke to be offensive. |
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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Hi Pedro,
I'll take care about this; however, this was not written by me. If it hurts the reader, in any way, I apologies. |
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Pedro
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: Reply to: Presence of mind......too good example !!! |
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Quote: this was not written by me.
It clearly has your signature. |
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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: Re: Reply to: Presence of mind......too good example !!! |
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Pedro wrote: Quote: this was not written by me.
It clearly has your signature. Fair enough.. :). I repharse my self with little modification; this was not written by me but was posted by me.
Take care,
later
~Ad |
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Itanium
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Location: India
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Anuj... always banging !!! |
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Anuj D.
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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Hello,
Itanium wrote: Anuj... always banging !!! Would like to sound little dumb here..should I take it sarcastically ? |
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Itanium
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| take it light...just kidding |
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