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Mane Sagar

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: Mr. Darling
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The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.

"What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled.
"Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."
The manager said, "Okayyyyy, John is a good name..."
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