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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:49 am    Post subject: Why's ...
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Why -

  • don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
  • is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you try first?
  • is it that people say they "sleep like a baby" when babies wakeup like every two hours?
  • is it that to "stop" Windows on your computer, you have to click on "Start"?
  • is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else off?
  • is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"?
  • is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
  • is the time with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • is what doctors and lawyers do called "practice"?
  • isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


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You go to a ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?

You know that indestructable black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife asked you to do it?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:35 am    Post subject:
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Great man!!!!!!!!! Really great.... Its very nice superk.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:42 am    Post subject:
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superk its really nice man,
go head and find more like this

with regards,
kumaresh.m
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:55 pm    Post subject:
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You know that indestructable black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?


Considering the blackbox material,the whole plane can't be made into it.
It can't fly becoz of weight factor of the material.
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PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Why's ...
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Why we always find something in the last place we search
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