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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: CORPORATE LESSON ... Very Nice One
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CORPORATE LESSON
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing
up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of
arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs
downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 just to
drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment,
the woman drops her towel and stands nak*** in front of Bob.
Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and
quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps
back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to
the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800
he owes me?"

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