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Flight Announcements by AIR INDIA (Kidding)

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Flight Announcements by AIR INDIA (Kidding)
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Air INDIA.
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"This is Captain Sharma speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard AIR INDIA flight 602 from Mumbai to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic."

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of
the aircraft,you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the
port wing has fallen off."

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean,you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.
This is a recorded message."
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