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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:35 pm    Post subject: Best One Liners - 2
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Some more for u to giggle....


I say no to drugs they just don't listen???????????!

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Born free taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

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Gau
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rajesh

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Best One Liners - 2
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Have read before, anyway nice work Gautham. But I have a personal question for you:

ARE YOU A "PW" MEMBER?
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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Best One Liners - 2
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Hi,

I didn't get you ?

what is that "PW" member ?

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Gau
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