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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:54 pm    Post subject: conversation b/wn lallu & Billgates
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Gates : Namskar! you must have heard of Windows.

Laloo : Oh yes ! Most government offices we have the single window clearance.

Gates : At home have you installed Windows?

Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.

Gates(confused) : Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a hernia operation last month.

Gates(sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.

Laloo : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.

Laloo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(feeling very uneasy) : Do you regularly use LapTops?

Laloo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(heavily sweating) : The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.

Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.

Gates(feeling dizzy) : I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Laloo : I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates : I have no energy left, let us go for a bite.

Laloo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing):
"Windows is restarting. Please wait..........."
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