raju_rangam
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Joined: 31 Mar 2005
Posts: 25
Location: bangalore
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Gates : Namskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo : Oh yes ! Most government offices we have the single window clearance.
Gates : At home have you installed Windows?
Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates(confused) : Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a hernia operation last month.
Gates(sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
Laloo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(feeling very uneasy) : Do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(heavily sweating) : The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.
Gates(feeling dizzy) : I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo : I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates : I have no energy left, let us go for a bite.
Laloo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing):
"Windows is restarting. Please wait..........." |
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