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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:48 pm    Post subject: General Laws Stated By Big People........
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General Laws........

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.



Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.



Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.



O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

General Law of software:
When you have not saved the work, the application hangs.
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