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khamarutheen

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Never marry a gal in s/w family?
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Hi all,

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................

U may complete ur suggesion
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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Never marry a gal in s/w family?
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Hey,

Complete the Blank yar.....
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:47 pm    Post subject: Fun
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Hi Gautham,
I asked the other members to complete with their own innovative idea's!!!!! if u have some thing do that icon_biggrin.gif
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