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Gautam512

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Best One Liners
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? When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

? Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

? Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

? I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

? Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

? I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

? The road to success is always under construction.

? I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

? Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

? Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

? Born free; Taxed to death.

? Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.

? Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

? Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.

? I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

? A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

? The hardest part of skating is the ice.

? The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

? The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.

? If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

? If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell
him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure.

? Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

? If you can't convince them, confuse them.

? It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

? Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers)

? Someday is not a day of the week
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Ramya A

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:13 am    Post subject:
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Good Ones!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Best One Liners
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Nice Collection!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:39 pm    Post subject: Fun
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Hi Gautham,
Good one... Continue...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Best One Liners
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Thanks Forum-Mates...

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