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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:59 am    Post subject: God is angry with our father of our nation-Joke
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God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had
during his time on earth. He replied saying he had
three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning
adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset
and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15
children, God is pretty angry and gives him an
inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning
on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that
I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!
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