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chenxuehua

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Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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Location: Shanghai China

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:13 pm    Post subject: girl vs mainframe (just a joke)
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IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID.chenxuehua.
DATA-WRITEN.31/12/05.
DATA-COMPILED.31/12/05.
ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
CONFIGURATION SECTION.
INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
FILE-CONTROL.
SELECT INPUTFILE ASSIGN TO OUTFILE ORGANIZAION IS SEQUENTIAL.
DATA DIVISION.
FILE SECTION.
FD GIRLFILE.
FD COMPUTERFILE.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 ROL PIC X(????).
01 PROBLEM.
04 ANSEWER PIC X(?).
01 DOING.
04 YOURWORD PIC X(?).
04 YOURWORK PIC X(?).
01 mood.
04 yourmood pic x(?).
04 girlmood pic x(?).
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
love-BEGIN.
IF ROL = 'GIRL' THEN
YOURMOOD = 'HAPPY'
IF ROL = 'COMPUTER' THEN
YOUMOOD = 'DULL'
END-IF .
love-WORK.
IF YOURWORD = '好听' THEN
GIRLMOOD = 'HAPPY'
IF YOURWORD = 'DULL' THEN
GIRLMOOD = 'UNHAPPY'
IF YOURWORD AND YOURWORK = 'WRONG'
THEN
GO TO END
//love will be ended,you never have the second chance.


IF ROL = 'COMPUTER'
IF YOURWORD = 'TRUE' THEN
COMPUTER WILL RUN
IF YOURWORD = 'WRONG' THEN
SYSTEM OUT (' ERROR COMMAND')
GOTO BEGIN.
//the system will tell you where is wrong, and you can try again
END-IF.
love-END.
just a joke happy newer everyone! from Shanghai China
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chenxuehua

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:20 pm    Post subject:
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oh i forgot that:

girl will give you son or daughter ,but computer will help you make money.
which is better?
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priyesh.agrawal

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: girl vs mainframe (just a joke)
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chen...

Wonderful attemp to synchronize two biggest mysteries on the earth. icon_lol.gif

Priyesh.
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chenxuehua

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:44 pm    Post subject:
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i really don't know what's the girl thinking for?
especially Chinese girl.
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khamarutheen

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:03 pm    Post subject: Joke
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Hi chen,

Quote:
i really don't know what's the girl thinking for?
especially Chinese girl.


Not only the Chinese gal,,,, All the gals are difficult to judge... Any way a good try icon_smile.gif
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chenxuehua

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject:
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Yes,every girl gives you only on chance.
If you do something wrong......
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