girl vs mainframe (just a joke)

chenxuehua · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:13 pm

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID.chenxuehua.
DATA-WRITEN.31/12/05.
DATA-COMPILED.31/12/05.
ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
CONFIGURATION SECTION.
INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
FILE-CONTROL.
SELECT INPUTFILE ASSIGN TO OUTFILE ORGANIZAION IS SEQUENTIAL.
DATA DIVISION.
FILE SECTION.
FD GIRLFILE.
FD COMPUTERFILE.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 ROL PIC X(????).
01 PROBLEM.
04 ANSEWER PIC X(?).
01 DOING.
04 YOURWORD PIC X(?).
04 YOURWORK PIC X(?).
01 mood.
04 yourmood pic x(?).
04 girlmood pic x(?).
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
love-BEGIN.
IF ROL = 'GIRL' THEN
YOURMOOD = 'HAPPY'
IF ROL = 'COMPUTER' THEN
YOUMOOD = 'DULL'
END-IF .
love-WORK.
IF YOURWORD = '好听' THEN
GIRLMOOD = 'HAPPY'
IF YOURWORD = 'DULL' THEN
GIRLMOOD = 'UNHAPPY'
IF YOURWORD AND YOURWORK = 'WRONG'
THEN
GO TO END
//love will be ended,you never have the second chance.

IF ROL = 'COMPUTER'
IF YOURWORD = 'TRUE' THEN
COMPUTER WILL RUN
IF YOURWORD = 'WRONG' THEN
SYSTEM OUT (' ERROR COMMAND')
GOTO BEGIN.
//the system will tell you where is wrong, and you can try again
END-IF.
love-END.
just a joke happy newer everyone! from Shanghai China

chenxuehua · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:20 pm

oh i forgot that:

girl will give you son or daughter ,but computer will help you make money.
which is better?

priyesh.agrawal · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:29 am

chen...

Wonderful attemp to synchronize two biggest mysteries on the earth.

Priyesh.

chenxuehua · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:44 pm

i really don't know what's the girl thinking for?
especially Chinese girl.

khamarutheen · Active Member Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 677 Location: NJ

Hi chen,

chenxuehua · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:46 pm

Yes,every girl gives you only on chance.
If you do something wrong......