Joined: 22 Aug 2005
Location: Colarado, US
|"There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works."
"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are
around at 9am it's because they were up all night." -Anon.
"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand." -Anon
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmng." -Anon.
"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error
"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'" -Anon.
"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." -Anon.
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." -Anon.
"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying." -Anon.
"Hit any user to continue." -Anon.
"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)" -Anon.
"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." -Anon.
"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." -Anon.
"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."
"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." -Anon.
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many
is research." -Anon.
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?MAINFRAMES-It needs a genius to understand the simplicity.? - iKNOW