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khamarutheen

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Joke
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B PROUD TO B AN INDIAN

This was a Real incident in New York....

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks
to see the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two

weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer

says the bank will need some kind of security for

such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new

Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the

bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees

to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An

employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.


Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000

and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan

officer says, "We are very happy to have had your

business, and this transaction has worked out very

nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were

away, we checked you out and found that u are a

multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you

bother to borrow just $5,000?"

The Indian replied,"Where else in New York can I

park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"


"Indians don't do different things but they do
things differently."
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:17 am    Post subject: Re: Joke
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Hi khamurutheen,

Nice one but it's an old stuff my friend.
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